This is what Dickoda Johnson said about a man that she had defended once. With "friends" like these you don't need enemies...
Now, let me get a good joke in for the woman who starred in one of the worst movies franchises of all time.
If Armie "ate" you he would probably end up with an STD so severe they'd have to burn the clinic down to get him out of it!
Good God!
This is a man who has been falsely accused! He has children, and they will hear about what you said if they haven't already. You've basically, in your vicious cunt move, made it even harder for them to lead a peaceful, normal life. You've made the possibility of them being bullied and teased in school more of a reality.
Did you ever think about that?
No, you didn't.
I know exactly what you did and why you did it.
After you have put in kind words about Armie, Johnny Depp and Shia La Beouf in an interview and claimed to hate cancel culture ( which you are now actively participating in, dickwad ) you caught hell from the mainstream media and social media.
Woke losers on Twitter called for your cancelation.
You starred in a Netflix original that the critics were calling the worst adaptation of a Jane Austin (yawn) novel.
In short, things were not going too well for you.
So, instead of being the brave individual that I thought you were you decided to think about your unremarkable career first. So, you went to Sundance to present an award to a director who had links to a movie that Armie Hammer was connected to and you went in for the kill.
You threw Armie Hammer to the wolves.
And it worked out well for you, didn't it? You got the publicity that you knew you would receive, so that you could get back into the good graces of the nebulous woke crowd.
Congratulations.
I hope it was worth it.
Tell me something.
Do you like abusing children, bitch?
Do you like being a follower?
You know, I've thought long and hard about this shit move that you did and I came to a conclusion.
Your mother, Melanie Griffith, is a home wrecker who destroyed the marriage of Antonio Banderas and drove his wife to mental illness.
Your father, Don Johnson, is a man who was an absolute horror show of a prema donna back in his day, which I'm guessing is why his career stalled years ago as no one wanted to work with him. I can still remember him getting into a hissy fit when he couldn't get his distilled water on the set!
You don't exactly come from classy stock, dear.
It's amazing to me that you can publicly talk about buying BUTT PLUGS as an ideal gift and still be seen as sane.
Ah, the double standards of being a woman.
I like my little joke, don't you?
Well, I can tell you one thing.
It felt good to say it and I'm not taking it back.
Enjoy your return back into the fold.
The Hollywood Woke Coven.
Asshole.
