Saturday, March 9, 2024

Dakota, Honey. You're Not Helping Things.

 Poor, poor Dakota...


She is trying so hard to distance herself from this flop of a movie that she's starring in, that she's actually hurting herself in the process.


Apparently, Dakota Johnson has been consistently bad-mouthing Madame Web to anyone who is willing to listen-angering the people at Sony as well as the people responsible for making and pushing the film.




Dakota thinks that just because she switched agents, that she can continuously vomit up her bilge about the Marvel movie.


Two things that MS. Johnson simply doesn't get because she's either too stupid, or too hard-headed to understand:


First, Dakota is the face of the film!  She can try to run from that fact, but she can't.  Period.


Second, Dakota is creating a situation where she is angering the big bosses responsible for the making of her starring vehicle.


In other words, she's angering HER EMPLOYERS!


Now, let me ask you a question.


What usually happens when you anger your employers?


You get fired.  


Word spreads around that you are a lousy employee.


You don't get hired again, not by the original employers...


...nor by any potential future employers.


Dakota Johnson is messing things up for herself, big time.


Who the fuck would want to hire her again after such stupid actions?


I wouldn't, that's for damn sure!


Now, she can shut the fuck up if she knows what's good for her.


But, I think it's a bit too late in the game.


The damage is done.


The footage of Dakota blabbing away about how lousy the film is, is all over the internet.


Once something is done, it cannot be undone.


And you can't always blame misogyny for your fuck ups, either.


Good Luck to your future, Dakota Johnson.


You're gonna need it.

Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch...

 Deal with this reality, assholes! Screenshot from Tumblr!