Dick Recall: Miles Teller

 

Let's be crystal clear here.

There was another stunning about what he did to Armie or Adam Levine.

Miles Teller is a complete asshole and an absolute flying monkey.

I really can't tell you how satisfying it was to find out that he lost his house in that historic L.A. Fire.

It's just too bad that he didn't burn down with it.

Once more with feeling...!

Nah.  Twice more with feeling...!

I don't know...

How about another hit...?

Or, should I say burn...?

 

ONE MORE TIME!!!

Many a luxurious bbq for this piece of entitled shit, huh?

Screenshots are all mine, though the answer to the anon's question came from silvyysthings Tumblr.

The ragging on Miles's house burning down is entirely my own...

...and I don't apologize for it.

I like seeing monkeys lose their habitat.

I'm Really Confused Right Now...

 I was under the impression that Lizzie Borden's new show Toxic was a popular show on Max Streaming, it being number four and number three respectively for the first two weeks on the service.

However, I'm getting different information here...

Thanks to arrowstp IG for this screenshot.   The previous ones are my own.

I'm Calling Bullshit Here!

 Look at this fake review.

I really don't believe this story.   First off, if she really did google this bitch she would have found her Wikipedia page that mentions the bit about Ol' Lizzie 'allegedly' sabotaging her husband by using a friend's email to pose as a woman who was witness to Armie's 'crimes.'  

Also, as Ol' Lizzie rides the coattails of Armie every chance she gets, you would have known who this cunt was in the first place.

So, you want Ol' Lizzie to "tell her story," do you?  

I'd like that too.

I would bomb her story will the real evidence of what her role was, as you sat, "in her story."

You should ask the professional tv critics around the web as to why there is not one review of her precious show being reviewed by them.

Not one.

Sycophantic bitch.

Credit to arrowstp IG for the screenshot.

From The Makers Of House Of Hammer, Part Two.

 Wait, there's more...

Again, credit to arrowstp IG for a virtuoso performance in research on this matter.

From The Makers Of House Of Hammer...

 Do you think these assholes would dare...

She loves to talk about Armie's generational trauma, but won't talk about her own even though she has plenty of it herself.

Ladies and Gentlemen...

House of Buntin.

Name of her biological father.

Chambers is the name of her stepfather.

Shall we begin...?

I must say arrowstp IG, you really out did yourself here.

Excellent, exceptional work.