Newsflash! Armie didn't get a vasectomy.
Good Lord. First The Stepford Wife and now 'Ol Lizzie.
Monkeys Freaking See, Monkeys Freaking Do.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
This is the other cowboy they're talking about!
Welcome Back, Armie!
Credit to arrowstp IG and you.a.heather IG for the screenshots.